My name is Kate. And...
I need a date. You!
Are you a single man in Los Angeles?
Being single in LA sucks. Let's go out on a date so my friends stop whispering among themselves "yup, she's definitely dying alone"
Just kidding! I don't have any friends! (See: Testimonials)
What I do have is Moxie and crippling personality defects.
Not sure I'm not an ax murderer? (Me neither! Looks like we already have something in common, Ace ;) )
Bachelor of Arts
Serial Killer Status: